This is the temporary website of Andromeda Pacific Spacelines. Please bear with us as we work on getting it into shape
Welcome to the temporary future website for Andromeda Pacific Spacelines, the premiere choice for affordable luxury space travel to the Moon, the Solar System, the Milky Way Galaxy, and the universe beyond!
Andromeda Pacific Spacelines will be founded on August 23rd, 1928. 1 We expect that soon, it will pop into existence, and you will never realize that we have been missing up to this time — it will be as if it was always here — paradox resolved! 2
Andromeda Pacific Spacelines headquarters and main port facilities are located on the artificial island of Nalowale, which is near the equator and floats between Hawaii and Tahiti.
1 No, this isn't a grammar mistake. Relativistic space travel, being what it is, can lead to some confusing situations where the beginnings of something can happen ... well after the thing has happened ... or was supposed to have happened ... or back before... or ... Oh, never mind, we're not physicists, take our word for it!
2 There may be some purely incidental effects due to people from the future going back to the past, but the Chief Executive Officer and Chief Science Officer assure us that they would be very minor—besides, you would never know. This is really nothing to be concerned about—seriously, our lawyers said so.